
Alex and Rachel after a few too many down the microbrewery. (Photo: Alex Gordon)

Two ugly bastards celebrate a good week's walking down the microbrewery. (Photo: Alex Gordon)

Simon and Dee looking outrageously sober. (Photo: Alex Gordon)

Somebody else looking not quite so sober! (Photo: Alex Gordon)

A busy thoroughfare in El Chalten.

Our accommodation, the El Puma Hosteria.

Alex outside the courthouse in El Chalten having scribbled some peurile graffiti beforehand. (Photo: Alex Gordon)

A quiet street in El Chalten, with the 'smoking mountain' in the background. (Photo: Alex Gordon)

Knocking back the Quilmes.

Indulging in pizza at a bizarre-looking restaurant in El Chalten. (Photo: Alex Gordon)

Manuel dishes out the pizza.

The restaurant that looks like it's about to fall down.

One of these two gentlemen doesn't have a job.

Rachel tucks in to the chocolate fondue.

Alex demonstrates East Midlands table manners.

The curious pizza restaurant in El Chalten, which looks like it should have been blown away by the wind. (Photo: Alex Gordon)

Two dead sheep make up the evening's food. (Photo: Alex Gordon)

Dinner at the gaucho's barn in El Chalten. (Photo: Alex Gordon)

Wimpy and Luli toast a successful trip. (Photo: Alex Gordon)

Manuel in his most statuesque pose. (Photo: Alex Gordon)

Manuel starts the speeches.

Manuel pretends to find Alex's speech funny. (Photo: Alex Gordon)

Meanwhile, Claudia and Nanuk wonder what on earth he's talking about. (Photo: Alex Gordon)

Luli, Manuel, Claudia and Nanuk perform the Argentine Hokey Cokey.

The Patagonian contingent celebrate. (Photo: Alex Gordon)

Some pissed bloke sings Ilkley Moor Bar T'at on his own. (Photo: Alex Gordon)

Manuel says goodbye to his harem at the airport in El Calafate. (Photo: Alex Gordon)